Birthday Quotes: Funny, Famous and Clever Birthday Quotes


Funny Birthday Quotes

Our website offers a great number of the funniest and most hilarious birthday quotes for family members or friends, co-workers, lovers, young and old people. A good relationship is preserved and strengthened through birthday wishes. Although birthday wishes come in numerous forms, they only have a single essence and purpose and those are to express love and serenity to one another especially on their special day and even just on simple days. Birthday quotes are also at times funny birthday wishes. An unknown author once quipped “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” Astronaut John Glenn said what so many people feel about remembering the day of birth with “For all the advances in medicine there’s still no cure for the common birthday”. Brigitte Bardot however had a different take on the day “It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.” We especially offer birthday wishes collections that can be joined together with birthday cards and birthday gifts. You may pick your most liked birthday greetings from religious to funny. You can scribble them on birthday invitations and cards or email them to your friends and share them on Facebook for free. We have a wide selection of happy birthday quotes and wishes. If it is an inspiring Happy Birthday quote that you are searching for a special someone, then search no further. Give at your friends a memorable experience on their birthdays and put a smile on their faces with these funny birthday quotes. No matter how you send birthday wishes the best gift to offer is always an open heart and a smile. Check out Funny Birthday Quotes Below.



 

Amazing and Funny Birthday Quotes

A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. – By R. C. Ferguson

 

Age is a number and yours is unlisted. – By Unknown

 

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – By Jack Benny

 

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. – By Daniel Francois Esprit Auber

 

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip. – By Unknown Author

 

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – By Rev. Larry Lorenzoni

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – By H. Prochnow

 

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. – By Unknown Author

 

They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much. – By Malcolm Cowley

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. – By Robert Frost

 

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. – By Mark Twain

 

Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. – By Tom Wilson

 

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – By Bob Hope

 

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. – By Sir Norman Wisdom

 

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. – By Herbert Asquith

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – By Robert Frost

 

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – By Erma Bombeck

 

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. – By Unknown Author

 

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. – By Leo Rosenberg

 

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – By John Glenn

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. – By Anthony Powell

 

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. – By Eva Gabor

 

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. – By Unknown Author

 

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. – By Phyllis Diller

 

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself. – By Ubie Blake

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. – By Euripedes

 

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. – By Jennifer Yane

 


It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. – By Brigitte Bardot

 

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. – By Charles Schultz

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