Funny Birthday Wishes for your Husband


Husband Funny Birthday Wishes

Part of what makes a marriage work is having a sense of humor about things that occur in your lives, together. Finding someone you can laugh with is significant and beneficial to the length of your marriage. On your husband’s birthday, you want to send him a funny birthday message that will make him laugh, and remind him that you share the same kind of sense of humor. You want to make him feel good and continue to sustain a marriage that is already good. Check out Husband Funny Birthday Wishes  below.




Located here are Birthday Wishes poking fun at how leisurely your husband is, his age, and how much he loves to eat and watch TV (lol!). These Birthday Wishes are designed to put a smile on his face and make his day even more important.

Best Funny & Cute Birthday Wishes For Husband

  • Every time I see you, darling, I laugh! I am not sure if that is a good or bad thing! Oh well, Happy Birthday!
  • Today, love, I took out the trash. You’re welcome! Happy Birthday!
  • Wishing you a very Happy Birthday, while you are conscious! Now go back to sleep!
  • Dear Husband, I would wish you nothing but the best, but you already have me so there’s nothing to wish! Enjoy your day!
  • I can not believe that this day has arrived! The day that YOU bug ME for presents! Happy Birthday to my Husband!
  • Happy Birthday! Husband, you may be another year older, you may have gray hair and forget things, but there is cake and ice cream! And don’t forget the presents!
  • My love, it is your day! Your presence is tolerated, a little bit more! Happy Birthday!
  • Without you, honey, there would be no lump on the couch and more soda in the fridge! Happy Birthday!

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    • Sending my very busy husband a Happy Birthday! That TV is not going to watch itself!
    • My dear husband, I was supposed to send sweet wishes, but you are a man who will not be moved. No, literally: I am certain that you are glued to the furniture! Happy Birthday!
    • Every year, I am grateful for your birthday! You are so easy to shop for! Happy Birthday, my husband!
    • Husband, this is your day! Your ONE day – don’t get too excited. Happy Birthday!
    • Today, I would like to wish the man of my dreams Happy Birthday… but I will settle for you! Happy Birthday, my dear husband!



  • Husband, you add so much to our family… mainly loud sounds and strange smells! Happy Birthday!
  • Being married to you means that there is always something to do… picking up shirts, closing things… Happy Birthday!

    • My love, it is your special day! Do whatever you want! Wait…you do that, anyway! So, do what you usually do! Happy Birthday!
    • Marrying a man who has a good disposition is really terrific! Or so I have heard! I can only dream! Happy Birthday, anyway!
    • Sweet hon, some men are the lives of their parties! You are more like the log waiting for a slow burn! Happy Birthday!
    • Your birthday is a day to forget your troubles and eat cake! Oh, so it’s like any other day of your life! Enjoy it!
    • I look at you with the knowledge that I exchanged vows with a man who likes to sit around, a lot! Here is to another year of leisure! Happy Birthday!
    • Husband, you serve as an example for many people. I will leave it up to you whether it is a good or bad one! Happy Birthday!






  • The struggle to put up with each other is a little less on a day like this! Happy Birthday, Husband!
  • Wishing the man that I married, who is probably asleep right now, a very Happy Birthday! You are never awake, but I get more done!

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  • Being your wife has been a trip! Never beyond the couch, but oh well! Happy Birthday, Husband!
  • When I look at you fully, I see love! And potato chips! Lots and lots of potato chips! Happy Birthday!
  • On the day we became one, I imagined that we would have a good life together and that your birthday would be eventful! The first part ended up being true, the second part, not so much! You are not even awake for this! Happy Birthday!
  • No matter where I am in the house, you show up! If I go outside, you are there! On your birthday, baby, get a hobby! Best Wishes!

  • Happy Birthday, Husband! Now enough with wishing, go mow the lawn!
  • Now is the time to let you, my husband, know how I really feel about you! You are okay! Happy Birthday!
  • It is a momentous occasion! The moment you get up from your chair, get a piece of birthday cake, then go sit back down on your chair! Try not to move too fast! Happy Birthday, Husband!
  • Our union guaranteed that I would spend each of your birthdays making you a cake, watching you eat it, then falling into a deep sleep! So far, you have never failed to disappoint me! Happy Birthday, Husband!
  • To the man I love on your birthday: Aren’t you glad that you married me? That is all.
  • Happy Birthday to someone who is as active as I am! No one gets to the fridge faster than you! Best Wishes, Husband!
  • Today, my dear husband, you are older and wiser. SO MUCH OLDER and, yeah, kind of wiser… Happy Birthday!
  • Husband, on this particular day, you should not be worried about wrinkles! Be more concerned about all of the aches that you are going to feel, later! Happy Birthday!
  • My love, getting older should not be a big deal… for me! You are another story! Happy Birthday, husband!
  • Celebrating another year of your life with you, Husband! I am exhausted, just thinking about how old you must feel!
  • Marking the date my husband was born and counting all of your gray hairs! Happy Birthday, Love!
  • This is the day to accept things…like that I married a very, old man! Happy Birthday, Husband!
  • Youth and vitality are words that I think of, when it comes to someone else. Not you, Husband! Happy Birthday!

 

    • People often say that man has pondered his existence, since the beginning of time. I am curious, Husband. Is that what you did? Happy Birthday!




  • Cheers to the man that I love! And to keeping you supplied with Icy Hot! Happy Birthday, Husband!

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  • When you dance at your birthday party tonight, Husband, do not think about the next day! Live in the moment! It will be less painful! Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday! Today Husband, do nothing! Pretend that it is yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that…
  • Commemorating the date of your existence! Constantly amazed by how little you have done! Happy Birthday, Husband!

    • You know how to get out of seeing certain people. On your birthday, I only ask for one thing: teach me how to do that! Best Wishes!




  • Being your wife is educational! I now know how much cake one man can consume! Happy Birthday, Husband!
  • Your birthday is important to me, Husband! It means that you are off of the couch, for one day out of the year!
  • Husband, your birthday really shows me something! That I married an old man! Enjoy your day!
  • Honey, it is your birthday, so have a very, good time! You will not remember it, tomorrow, so you might as well go all out!

 

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