100+ Top Birthday Wishes For Friends


Birthday Wishes For Friends

Wishing a friend happy birthday is so much fun because you can get creative and you can choose from many different styles of greetings. Sentimental, humorous, short & sweet. Knowing your friend’s personality and recognizing the type of relationship you have with them will narrow down your style and expression choices. If you have a strong bond and maybe grew up together, go with sentimental. If you know they have a great sense of humor, give them a laugh. If your friendship was fairly surface, short & sweet would be the best route. Check out 100+ Top Birthday Wishes For Friends below.



Whether funny or expressing affection, this list of the best 100 wishes for your friends will certainly inspire you. Feel free to share and spread the birthday joy!

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Birthday Wishes For Friends

    • Happy Birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver!! May we have many more fun times and unforgettable adventures together.
    • A great friend is like your favorite pair of underwear. They’re comfortable, you’ve had them for a few years, and they make you feel confident.
    • Happy Birthday, my dear friend. I hope you don’t mind that I invited Sir Robert Mondavi and Sir Yellowtail over for dinner tonight.
    • Cheers to you on your special day! I hope your day is as memorable as the day you were born.
    • Happy Birthday to my dear friend. I hope when we’re old and our future children put us in a home, we’ll be roommates or at least across the hall from each other. Our coffee & gossip dates will continue on!
    • Facebook reminded me it was your birthday today. So let’s take a moment and think back to our 21st birthdays… and be thankful Mark Zuckerberg was just a pimple faced middle schooler & there was no Facebook. I think we’re lucky that unlike these later generations, our kids won’t be able to scroll thru our tagged photos from 20+ years ago! Oh the shenanigans that they will never know of… happy birthday you, you lucky old fart.
    • You’re inching closer to that 50—Shades of Grey, my friend. I hope you remember when you were 13 Going on 30. It wasn’t like you were a 40 Year Old Virgin or anything. Enjoy your special day. Celebrate like it it’s Independence Day but I hope you don’t suffer from The Hangover tomorrow. Happy Birthday.
    • Happy Birthday to someone that is still my friend even though she knows how many bodies are buried under the house and how many skeletons are in my closet. I find you one disturbed woman. Happy Birthday, my dearest and weirdest friend!






  • They say you are who you surround yourself with and I guess that makes me an incredibly intelligent beautiful human being because that’s what you are my best friend. Happy Birthday to you and I hope your day is as wonderful as you are!

    • Lucy and Ethel. Bonnie and Clyde. Sonny and Cher. Ernie and Bert. Batman and Robin. Tom and Jerry. Thelma and Louise. Han Solo and Chewbacca. Simon and Garfunkel. Peanut butter and Jelly. You and me! Happy Birthday to my favorite sidekick and best friend.
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    • I know if anyone heard us talking they would probably think we had escaped from a mental institution. Happy Birthday to my best friend! I hope we have many more years of crazy wild adventures together!
    • Can I come over to go shopping in your closet? They say ‘vintage’ is trending this year. Happy Birthday, my fashionable old friend.
    • Today is someone special’s birthday. Someone who is as selfless and compassionate as they are beautiful and bubbly. Someone who lights up a room with a 400 Watt smile. Someone with grace and poise and has a wicked sweet tooth. Could that someone be you?! Happy Birthday to my very best friend.
    • Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You smell like a pig and you live like one too! I love you and I hope you have the best birthday yet! I’m so glad we’re best friends! Oink! Oink!
    • Nobody knows where the years have gone, it seems like it’s only been a short time. How have you not aged a day when the years have left me all gray? It’s your party, I’ll cry if I want to. Cry if I want to. You would cry to if gray happened to you! Happy Birthday, my beautiful friend! May the years continue to be kind!
    • Happy Birthday, best friend! Always remember that I appreciate you—-almost as much as Kim Kardashian appreciates herself! Have a great day






  • Happy Birthday to my best friend! Please keep in mind that I only surround myself with people that I find awesome. I hope you have a great birthday.
  • Happy Birthday you magnificent bastard!! I bet your house is filled with many leatherbound books… and stinks of rich mahogany!!!

  • I would volunteer as a tribute like Katniss in the Hunger Games if it meant I was saving your life… AND starring alongside Josh Hutcherson. Happy Birthday! May the odds forever be in your favor.
  • Ferris Bueller was right. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile you could miss it.” Happy Birthday. Don’t forget to stop and look around at all the wonderful things and people that surround you.
  • Happy Birthday! I hope this birthday is your greatest birthday yet! I want you to know how much I treasure our friendship. “There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you cause you’ve got a friend in me.”-Toy Story
  • I invited Christian Grey to your birthday party… but since he didn’t RSVP I will have to dole out the birthday spankings myself!! What are we up to this year?? Happy Birthday–now bend over!
  • Happy Birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!! I hope your day is as fantastic as you are.
  • I really find it sad that the older we get, we have more candles than cake!! How is that fair? I think to compensate we have 2 pieces instead of 1. Sound good?? Happy Birthday! Now blow out the candles before the fire alarm goes off!
  • Happy Birthday to one of the very few people whose Facebook statuses don’t make me want to pull my hair out and deactivate my account. I hope you have a great day surrounded by your friends and family. Now…I must solidify our friendship by wishing you a happy birthday on your Facebook page.
  • Happy Birthday! Now when do we get to gossip about all the people you don’t know that wished you a happy birthday on your Facebook wall?!
  • So because you are my best friend I feel it is only right to tell you the truth. YOU. ARE. OLD. Get over it already. Happy Birthday! Let’s get to the good stuff—cake & wine!

  • Happy Birthday to someone else who remembers the sound of the computer connecting to the AOL phone line….and remembers the sound of the VCR rewinding the VHS tape and the feeling of pure happiness when it would finally ‘click’ and be at the beginning again. I love you, best friend! I hope your birthday is heavy–and no I don’t mean the earth’s gravitational pull.
  • Happy Birthday! Did you want to go tour the old folks home and pick up an application? I hear BINGO is on Tuesdays and wheelchair races are Saturday at 2pm.
  • I don’t think life is like a box of chocolates. I think life is like an Almond Joy. You bite into it and get a mouthful of flakes and then you have to eat thru the flakes to find those 2 perfect and delicious nuts. You and I are the nuts!! Happy Birthday from one nut to another.
  • Leaving Las Vegas and the Casino to head towards Philadelphia has me feeling like I’m in The Matrix. I had Great Expectations that this wouldn’t be As Good As It Gets and making a U Turn to go board the new Titanic to head towards Notting Hill would the absolute Full Monty and wouldn’t be the Misery you thought it would be. I was imagining more Thelma & Louise than being a couple of boring Sleepers. Well I am going to use my Basic Instinct and head off to my Junior suite on the grand ship. Don’t forget…You’ve Got Mail coming–I sent it yesterday from when I was suffering from the Heat and Sleepless in Seattle! Happy Birthday to my fellow 90s movie loving friend!!
  • If you were milk or cheese I would definitely have to throw you out but since I don’t see an expiration sticker on you and you don’t seem to smell…I’ll just assume you’re alright. Happy Birthday, my old but well-preserved best friend!

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  • It’s a well known fact that cake and ice cream are 100% fat free, calorie free, sugar free, GMO free, gluten free, and contains no high fructose corn syrup… on your birthday. Happy Birthday, my sweet friend!
  • They say age is just a number…..but personally I think that’s a load of crap. With age comes saggy skin, wrinkles, and thin hair. Don’t worry though, you’re a few years away from all that. Happy Birthday, my friend!

  • I bought you an iron for your birthday. I know they say as you get older you start getting a few creases…I wanted to make sure you were prepared. I know. I know. I am a very thoughtful friend. Happy Birthday!!
  • Happy Birthday to someone whose friendship I value almost as much as a glass of merlot! I hope you have a wonderful day, my fellow wine-oisseur.
  • Blow out your candles and make a big wish! Let’s cut this cake and enjoy this dish! I hope you have a great birthday and get to eat all the cake and ice cream you want. Thank you for your friendship.
  • I hope you enjoy your birthday as much as my dog enjoys chasing his own tail! (..and that’s a heck of a lot!) Happy Birthday, best friend.
  • Happy Anniversary of your 29th Birthday! How many years have we been celebrating this birthday now?? Happy Birthday to my very best friend. I cherish our friendship… even if you are staying the same age and not getting any older!
  • Here’s to another year of laughing until we pee, crying until we have snot dripping from our nose, and talking until our voice goes hoarse! Happy Birthday, my best friend! Cheers to another year older!
  • Happy Birthday. I am finding it impossible to convey into words what your friendship means to me. I am either linguistically challenged or else our friendship is just that extraordinary there are no words. I hope you have an incredible day!
  • Happy Birthday ya filthy animal…& a happy new year too!
  • Let it go! Let it go! Age can’t hold you back from having fun… Happy Birthday. Just remember wine tastes better the older it gets.
  • If you were a Wonka bar, you would definitely be wrapped in the golden ticket. Happy Birthday, my fabulous friend.
  • If you were cast on a reality tv show it would most definitely be the Real Housewives of Glowing and Youthful. I hope you have a great day and get to spend it with family and friends. Happy Birthday, beautiful lady.

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  • Happy Birthday to someone else who grew up back in the day when we only knew the # sign as a ‘number’ sign and not as a ‘hashtag’ sign. What does hashtag even mean anyway?? We’re getting old! #itsyourbirthday #youareawesome #haveagreatday #Idontgetit #gettingold
  • Creepers. You are getting old! I think you’re almost old enough to be accepted into one of those assisted living facilities. I hear those places always have free coffee. Did you want me to pick you up an application–just think of the people watching we could do!
  • What are all those flashing lights outside? That’s only the fire department. After word got out about how many candles you were having on your cake this year they weren’t taking any chances. Happy Birthday!

    • Happy Birthday from one old hag to another! I hope your day is full of fun and you’re surrounded by family and friends.
    • My name is Inigo Montoya… you’ve killed my father… allow me to sing to you before I must kill you. Happy Birthday, good sir.
    • I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you….I will look for you. I will find you. I will wish you a happy birthday and that will be the end of it.






  • I will go ahead and make your day. Happy Birthday, my good friend. I didn’t even log on to Facebook to be told it was your special day. I hope you make it a great one.
  • akuna Matata! I hope you enjoy your special day! Happy Birthday to you and what a wonderful day. To have no worries and brush your cares away. Hakuna Matata!
  • I have one important piece of advice to give you on your special day. Being a year older now the one piece of advice I feel obligated to give you…don’t EVER pass a bathroom without making a pitstop. Happy Birthday.
  • Friend, is your old age getting to you now? Well if it will make you feel any better just know that it won’t last that long. You can’t be old forever! Get out and enjoy your day. Happy Birthday!
  • So I picked you up a bunch of real estate brochures for Florida. They say once you get to be your age…you get the itch to start heading south. Happy Birthday to someone who will let me sleep on their couch when they become snowbirds!
  • Age is a number, but life is your calculator.
  • A happy birthday to a person who in dog years would already be dead.
  • A lighter? We’re going to need a flamethrower to light up your candles. Many happy returns!
  • The Best Birthday greeting for you… sorry but that was all I could afford :).
  • arm Birthday Wishes for your Friends
  • Another year has passed. May you have all that you wish for to come true. Have a 🙂 Bday!
  • Don’t count the years, count the wishes and all the cheers. Happy Birthday buddy.
  • Good things happen when you just go for it. 🙂

  • Age hasn’t spoiled you. Happy Birthday, my old friend!
  • Forever young and good-looking. That’s all I wish you for.
  • May you have many happy moments and joy. Happy Birthday buddy.
  • A great friend and a happy birthday, that is what you are and what I wish for you.
  • A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age 🙂 Happy Bday!

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    • Happiness for you is not a reward, it is your gift. Happy Birthday :).
    • Happy birthday to the most beautiful person on the earth.
    • I hope that today is the beginning of a great year for you. Happy Birthday.
    • Let this day be full of all the colors of the rainbow. Happy Birthday, my friend!
    • The sun is shining more brightly to wish you happy birthday. 😉
    • Wish you an outstanding and fabulous birthday, just like the one you always deserve. Happy Birthday!
    • Don’t look for a heaven in the sky, try making one here. Happy Birthday, my friend!
    • Birthdays come and go, so you need to Go Go Go. I wish you a wonderful Bday.
    • Happy Birthday to my BFF and may your every wish come true!
    • Celebrate the best birthday today but don’t forget to celebrate being happy every day.
    • For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. Happy Bday, friend!
    • Best wishes for the happiest day filled with love and laughter. Happy Birthday, my friend.
    • Birthday is the most special day in one’s life, enjoy it to the fullest.
    • You are very special and a precious friend for me. Hope your birthday is as happy as you’ve made me.
    • Birthdays are special occasions and they call for special celebrations. Let us celebrate you birthday today!






  • For your birthday, I just want to say; I hope you can see, how special you are to me. Happy birthday, my dear friend!
  • Another year has passed and let me just say how much we count on you rather than count the years. I wish you a wonderful Birthday.
  • I hope you live forever, because this is what I am planning to do 🙂 and I am going to need you by my side. Happy Birthday, my friend.
  • Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year but I hope that you had fun. 🙂
  • Forget how long you’ve lived. Look at how much you’ve accomplished until now and how far you’ve got to go. Happy Birthday!
  • Celebrate your best birthday today, go have lots of fun, everybody should enjoy it and have tons of fun.
  • Our friendship will never rust and it will stay precious until the world turns to dust because is made of gold! Happy birthday to the world’s best friend!
  • A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are – even if you are getting older. Happy Birthday.
  • The word friend is just a sequence of random letters for many people. For me it is the source of my happiness because of you. Thank you buddy and Happy Birthday to you!
  • Blowing out another candle should mean that you have lived another year with joy and you had made this world a better place. Make every day of your life and every candle count. Have a 🙂 Bday!

 

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