Best 70+ Birthday Wishes for your Wife

Birthday Wishes for your Wife

Women love some affection – and then some more if possible. When you’ve spent some years of your life married to your sweet woman, you might want to express your gratitude, show your love and give her that extra attention whenever there are even more reasons to celebrate. If it’s her birthday, it goes without saying you’ll have to find an original gift to give, but the words to say are also important.

Here are some birthday wishes to inspire you or use as they are for your wife’s birthday – with or without a physical gift. It’s the acknowledgement or attention that she gets from you that will really make her birthday feel right.

Sweet and Cute Birthday Wishes for your Wife

Happy Birthday to the only woman I would want to be shipwrecked on a tropical island with.
Happy Birthday – It’s your day for dreams to come true. May your life be filled with love and happiness.
Every year with you is better than the last. Thank you for that, sweetheart! Happy Birthday!
Hoping this birthday greeting brings a whole lot of love and wishes for a day of all the nicest things.
I know you have a lot of things to do, so I’m going to go ahead and take them off your hands and do them for you. Happy Birthday – I love you!
Happy Birthday honey! I found this gift card, and thought you would love to indulge. Have fun, Happy Birthday.
I’ll never forget that sparkle in your eye that made me fall in love with you. Happy Birthday my love! You never lost that sparkle.
You are kind, amazing, fantastic, beautiful and sexy. I’m so glad that I married you. Happy birthday!
You are the only reason why I breathe, you are the best thing in my life. I love you so much. Happy birthday!
May all your life be filled with loving memories! Happy birthday, sweetie! Let’s spend another year happy and in love.
I believed that God created you for me to love and take care. Happy Birthday to the one and only love of my life!
Happy birthday to my lovely, most pretty and the best wife!
With love and birthday wishes, to wish you a day to remember, especially for you!
You give my life a purpose that helps me overcome all the bad moments and all the anxiety. I am so lucky to have a wife like you. Happy birthday, dear!

May every wish of yours come true. Happy birthday, sweetie. I love you.
Happy Birthday, and for a truly perfect day because you are so special, I wish you a wonderful day.
Congratulations honey! You have circled our Sun again and it’s your Birthday! I wish you the best, and a seven course dinner tonight. See you at six o’clock.

One of the secrets of a happy life is a slow and steady amount of little treats. Happy Birthday!
It is another birthday for you, and another year of being together. Thank you for putting up with me and have a very happy birthday darling.
Once in a lifetime someone gets to meet someone, but I have been fortunate enough to marry this special someone! I hope you have a beautiful birthday. Happy birthday dear.
The fact of the matter is that nobody does it for you like I do it for you, except for your birthday because with each passing year you look better and better. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday to the only woman I know that never ages and always looks so ravishing!
I bought you this cake because it is as sweet and gorgeous as you. Happy birthday my beautiful love.
I am lucky that I get to see you smile every single day, and I am even luckier to call you mine. I hope you have the best birthday ever.
I hope this day makes you feel as good as you make me feel. Have a blessed Happy Birthday sweetie.
Nothing in this life compares to you and nobody has ever done so much for me. You are a true inspiration and a delight to be around. Happy birthday gorgeous!
Every now and then someone comes into your life and they turn it upside down -in a good way- and you are that someone for me! You are my everything and I wish you a very happy birthday.
Without you everything seems so dull and boring. You bring so much excitement to my life. I love you. Happy birthday wifie!
To my beautiful wife, may the years forever be in your favor and the days always kind. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, my beautiful wife! They say ‘an apple a day keeps the doctor away’ and you, my love, will ALWAYS be the apple of my eye.
Happy Birthday to the most beautiful, caring, understanding human being on the face of the planet whom I will love and support for the rest of my life… regardless of if I’m allowed to go on that men’s golf outing this weekend….

To my love, the universe became brighter and the planet more beautiful when you were brought into this world. Happy Birthday.
To my one and only, my beautiful wife, I hope this year brings you as much joy and happiness that you have brought and continue to bring to my life. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for your Wife

- You are the nutella to my toast and the ice cream to my apple pie. Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife.

Happy Birthday. I love you more than I love bacon… and that’s a heck of a lot.
Happy Birthday to the only woman I would ever want as my co-pilot.
A wrinkled old hag you are not. Hair growing from your nostrils and ears you have not. Smelling of mothballs and musk you do not. Growing old is most becoming to you, my dear. May you have a birthday full of merriment & good cheer surrounded by your family and friends. Happy Birthday, my incredible wife.
Happy 5th Anniversary of your 29th Birthday, Sweetheart!
Happy Birthday, my lovely wife! Today is the one day out of the year where I thank God for my mother-in-law.
Happy Birthday to my household CEO. You are one-in-a-million and I am so thankful you are my wife.
Congratulations, my darling wife. You are now considered a classic! Happy Birthday!
Sweetheart, according to the credit card statements you really love that trendy vintage clothing store downtown. I thought I could save money by finding you something vintage from another place you frequent often. After I dusted off some cobwebs and washed it a couple times to get the smell of mothballs off–I think this sweater from the back of your closet looks pretty good! Happy Birthday, my beautiful trendsetting wife!
Happy Birthday, my beautiful wife. If we had been on the Titanic and only had 1 door between us, I would have made room for you and never let you go.
Happy Birthday, my wife! Today we celebrate and you are not allowed to lift a finger. Dinner, laundry and cleaning will be taken care of… put your feet up and enjoy your day!
Happy Birthday to the one that still makes my heart skip a beat and my stomach do somersaults when she enters a room. I am so proud and blessed to be able to call you my wife!

- “What’s in a name? That which we call a wife by any other name would smell like bundt cake.” I may not be Shakespeare and I might not look like Magic Mike but I am your husband and that suits me just right. I love you! Happy Birthday, my sweet!
- You are so lucky to have me as your husband…but not as lucky as I am to have you as my beautiful, thoughtful, intelligent wife! Happy Birthday, my love!
- You are the best boss a husband could ever want! Happy Birthday, Sweetheart! Do I have any vacation or sick days left? I love you!
- Happy Birthday! Thank you for saying ‘Yes!’ and coming along with me on this wild ride called life. I wouldn’t want to take it with anyone else but you!
- Happy Birthday to you! You don’t look a day over…26…22..er…19..?? I love you and your eternal youth! You grow more beautiful with each passing year.
- Happy Birthday to my hot & sexy wife!!! Love, Your very own Mr. Grey
- I would volunteer as Tribute for you, my darling. May the odds forever be in your favor. Happy Birthday!
- I wake up every morning and thank the good Lord for Him bringing you into my life. Jerry Maguire said it best ‘you complete me’. Happy Birthday, my beautiful wife. I love you always and forever.
- Beautiful wife, you are. Happy Birthday, it is. This light sabre, I gift you. Love, Your Jedi
- Roses are red. Violets are blue. I think my wife is awesome and pretty great in bed too! Happy Birthday, beautiful!

Wife, for your birthday I have decided to give you something you have been wanting and pleading for years for. I hereby swear to no longer take my iPhone into the bathroom. See, my love for you knows no bounds!
Tonight you can be the big spoon, sweetheart. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, my beautiful wife! How about tonight we go eat at that Chinese vegan restaurant you love, have a Downton Abbey marathon and then after that stroll down to that little coffee shop for the poetry reading—-said no man EVER!!
There are only 2 absolutes in this world: Chuck Norris is the biggest badass in Hollywood and my love for you is infinite. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to the woman I am deliriously crazy in love with… now and always will be committed to you.
I felt like I opened a Wonka bar and found my golden ticket when I met you. Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife. I look forward to the many wonderful, scrumdiddlyumptious years ahead.
If Doc Brown pulled up alongside me in his time machine and asked where & when I wanted to go… the day we 1st met so I could fall in love with you all over again (& then I’d probably ask to go back to the Wild West—who wouldn’t want to rob a bank with Wild Bill Hickok?!). Happy Birthday, wife.
Happy Birthday, my love! …and just so you know, I knew it was your birthday even before I saw it on Facebook.
I wrote on your Facebook wall to make it official. Happy Birthday, my beautiful wife.
You are another year older, wiser, and even more beautiful… I love everything about you and hope you have the best year yet. I love being able to call you my wife!!
Happy Birthday to the wife who has the best husband in the world! You are one marvelous woman!!