Funny Birthday Messages
Here you will find the funniest and most hilarious birthday messages. Give your friends and loved ones a memorable experience on their birthdays and put a smile on their faces on the most important day of the year. Sending a greeting to a good friend shouldn’t be a matter of routine, and it shouldn’t be boring. Good friends know what makes you laugh, and what will not strike you as funny. Whether you write or find a card that reflects your friend’s personality, it’s great to include some good humor too. Some people are sensitive about age, but if your friend isn’t then a few funny birthday messages about this topic are typical on this special day. One sentiment often expressed in funny terms is “You aren’t becoming older, you’re becoming a classic.” Old sayings such as “A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age” is a fun remark as is “You’re so old today when you look at your birth certificate it’s expired”. Another is “Remember to count your blessings and not your wrinkles.” These usually get a smile from those comfortable with turning a year older. A sweeter funny thought is “You aren’t really forty, you’re just eighteen with twenty-two years of experience. Check out this large collection of funny birthday wishes and sayings and make your choice. Check out Funny Birthday Messages below.
Funny Birthday Messages & Wishes
For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
If I have to tie you up and swing a light over your head until you talk, I will. Eventually, you’ll spill the location of that Fountain of Youth you’ve found!
Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
To my friend on his birthday: I want you to know that I’ve always looked up to you. Yes, you’re taller than me, but I’ve always admired your style and impeccable grooming. By the way, time to trim that nose hair.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
They say that at your age, birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies. Thank goodness we never listen to what they say.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
I don’t know how you do it. You don’t look a year older than 185! Happy Birthday to the best friend, ever!
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life said Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
You’re not old until you can’t read this writing any more.
You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!
I have trouble wrapping my head around these birthdays we continue to have. I have trouble wrapping my head around lots of things. Like, why do the most biscuit-headed guys come in the best wrapping?
Happy Birthday to my Bestie. Rhyming makes me testy. I’ll try to make it jesty. Don’t get mad if it’s pesky, but have a day that’s zesty! Hey, I tried.
We’re best friends so there are certain things I know about you. You’re humble and lavish gifts embarrass you. So,(only to make you comfortable, of course) I’ve limited my birthday wishes to this simple, heartfelt card. Your welcome.
On your birthday, let’s solidify our friendship commitment and the bond we share. We always have each other’s back, right? (I hope so. You’ve got WAY too much “on” me!)
Happy birthday to a loyal friend who looks as cool as he did in high school. You can still rock that tie dye AND you’ve hung on to our friendship and your mullet, whether we’re popular or not.
Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
It’s your birthday, and I must say, you certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!
Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
An old fart is as good as a new one….
Unique Funny Birthday Messages
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
I’m throwing you an existentialist themed birthday party. If you’re in the woods, and a tree falls on your birthday and there’s no one there to see it, are you still a year older? I’ll stay out of the woods just in case.
Why do old guys start growing hair from their ears? On this birthday, I figured you could answer from personal knowledge. While you’re at it, either pull up those dark socks or change from shorts into pants – as a public service.
Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
George Carlin said that. Don’t ask me what it means. You wanted something unique for your birthday, you got it.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.